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If anyone has thought about calling Microsoft for help, you might as well staple your dick (or cunt) to your forehead, then do a back bend. I was just told by a supervisor at Microsoft XBox support that I had two options when dealing with my latest xbox 360 problem, I could either pay them over $100 to fix it or hang-up the phone.

According to her, there are no other authority figures that you can speak to once you’ve spoken to her. She only has a first name (Crystal) but no last name and no employee number. They all have email addresses, but they will not give them out. Every time you call about an issue you are treated like you had never called before. If their representatives don’t keep accurate records on your account then that’s your problem, not theirs. If you have one problem they will replace your system for up to three years, another (possibly more serious) problem and you have to pay for the repairs. You basically have two options. You can either pay or hang-up. They will refuse to help you nor care about the time and money they’ve taken from you because they are unable to take responsibility for their actions. There’s no accountability because the person you deal with is interchangeable and no empathy because all responses are scripted. Microsoft is truly the worst company I have ever personally dealt with and I will NEVER pay them another dime and I vow to dedicate all remaining effort to discourage ANYONE else from purchasing their products or services.

I just bought an N64 from a garage sale for $5. It came with Golden Eye and two controllers. It was very poorly kept and seemed to have grass and dirt inside the console. The cartridge slot was not in good shape either. Guess what….the fucking system works perfectly. My Dreamcast, which I bought back in 1999, works perfectly. My Saturn, which I bought second hand around the same time, works perfectly. My Nintendo from 1986, WORKS FUCKING PERFECTLY!!!

I’ve had 4 Xbox 360′s since 2006, and guess what….they are ALL FUCKED!!!!! Now the latest problem is that the system is chewing up my game discs!! hahahaha, fucking awesome. Not only does the system lock up in the middle while playing but it’s chewing up my $60 games, making them useless coasters, isn’t that fucking sweet!!! Thanks Microsoft!! That’s great to know that this problem-that’s costing me more money as time rolls by-is NOT covered by my warranty. Thanks Crystal, for being a useless, stonewalling CUNT! My hats off to you! There are so many more important problems in the world but I can’t avoid being insanely pissed off by such a large company SHITTING on people who shell out good money to support their products.

It is with this I leave you with my final solution. I will be filming the destruction of my Xbox 360 Pro system. I will crush the fucking thing on film then proceed to piss all over it. If you’re all lucky I will also take a huge muddy shit on it’s fractured husk. Fuck! That’s what I should have done the moment I bought it, because that would have saved me thousands of dollars in games, accessories, and online purchases. Would have been the smartest thing I could have done after having bought the thing at Circuit City.

I leave you with a trip down “Fucked by Microsoft Lane” buffeted by photo highlights of the life and death of my xbox 360′s. Fuck em all!

FUCK THE XBOX 360
My First Red Ring of Death, piece of shit
Every third time you start it up, it does this.
This is what I think of your fucking Questionnaire!  Cocks!

UPDATE

If you visit the website referenced in the support document image above you get this fucking bullshit…

Fucking useless ass company, out to fuck everyone

UPDATE 2

Everything left that works is going out the door.

eBay Auction

All my Xbox stuff is going out the door

WARNING – Though it sounds at the beginning of the video that the amplitude of the recording will surely blow your fucking ears in, it’s, in reality, just a poor compression on the video. It will play at a reasonable level when it does get started. NO NOT FEAR!

I am totally fucking excited to see this come out. First the DS-10 virtual synth from Korg, then this home brew sample scratcher. Awesome! Definitely check out that video.

The interface reminds me of a mini-version of the JazzMutant Lemur or Dexter. So as long as you can overcome the smaller screen realestate, you can have a similar touch-based music interface box, though it’s not multi-touch, and probably not very customizable. So scratch that (pun intended), I guess the only real comparison between this and the JazzMutant offerings is they both deal with music controls and both sport similar-looking interfaces. Still very exciting.

Original project web page

UPDATE

After doing a bit more research on this project, it seems that there’s more here than meets the eye! Along with the scratching and loop triggering, there’s MIDI output via the Nintendo DS’s wifi radio, as well as the ability to utilize the DS’s built-in microphone to live-record audio clips for use in the software! Shit, if I had this little thing on the train, I’d probably miss my stops, for fuck’s sake!

In leu of the utterly fascinating David Lynch videos related to our man’s panty diet, I thought this one also deserved a mention. Pretty fucking brutal. lol

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Prologue: My Hate for Sony

It was March 24th 2005. PSP launch day. Initially, when the PSP had been announced I was fairly excited. Finally, it seemed, a company was bringing to market a handheld media/gaming device that was geared toward the more mature, adult, crowd. It was going to have built in Wi-Fi, which meant internet access, and a high resolution widescreen display for both gaming and video playback. It also helped that it looked fuckin’ sweet!

As time went on and more was revealed I found myself becoming more and more hopeful about the device. For some time I had been wanting a device small enough to fit in my pocket
but versatile enough to allow me to watch movies, play games, surf the net, e-mail, IM, blah, blah, blah. Basically the Holy Grail of personal media and communication devices. Over time, in my head, I began building up the PSP into this device.

The good news was I was able to catch myself doing this before it actually came out and as a result I was able to apply some reason and talk myself down to a point where I decided against purchasing it on initial release. The bad news was both MJS and JT decided to buy one at launch, and the temptation to take advantage of the Wi-Fi network play between devices became too much to overcome. Hence I found myself in line at Best Buy on launch day and presently thereafter the owner of a shiny new PSP.

To say I was disappointed would be putting it mildly. Of the games shipped at launch 95% where bullshit and the other 5% just couldn’t fill the gap. But what really pissed me off were the overpriced UMD movies, lack of web browser, difficulty in video playback, and Sony’s total lack of any kind of online infrastructure.

As time went on and things didn’t improve I grew more and more bitter. Finally they released the web browser and anyone who used it, instantly knew how big of a piece of shit it was. For me it was the final straw and I ended up selling the unit to a co-worker in disgust, cursing Sony and vowing to never fall into their vaporware trap again.

Fast-forward to the launch of the PS3. With the difficulties it suffered (news of developers not really liking it, disappointing initial sales, only one or two good games available at launch, and the reversal of the EMOTION engine in the 40GB version) it was easy for me to build it into the PSP all over again in my mind. I instantly saw it as more bullshit from Sony that could have been a good product but instead will get short-changed and mismanaged into hell.

Despite all this the PS3 did have one major, and possibly redeeming, factor however. It had a Blu-Ray player! Now this was before Sony had won the HD format war and HD-DVD was still a viable alternative so it wasn’t a 100% lock for the PS3 but in my mind it was the most compelling reason the console had at that point to buy it. Alas, however, I was stubborn as ever and vowed I wouldn’t buy one solely on the grounds it was a Sony product.

The format war ended (rather abruptly) and literally overnight HD-DVD was dead and Blu-Ray stood victorious on the field of battle. The die was cast and the decision on what type of HD player we’d all be buying had been made for us.

A short time later JT posted an article on this very site asking the following question; Now that the format war was over does it, in fact, make sense to buy a PS3 given that not only can it be used a Blu-Ray player but also play next-gen level games? My response was immediate: Don’t buy it! We sparred some and MJS stepped into the ring pointing out the simple logic in JT’s argument that if one was going to buy a Blu-Ray player a PS3 would make the most sense since its price was in line with stand-alone players and it had the added advantage of being a gaming console. But again I was stubborn and wouldn’t relent! It was a Sony product so it was the devil!!

So I began looking into Blu-Ray players and found that the majority of reviews did in fact confirm the PS3 was the best player currently on the market. No really a surprising bit of news I suppose since it is a Sony device after all. I found myself giving it more and more thought and before long I started questioning my real motives for hating it. Of course I knew it all came down to the sour taste the PSP had left in my mouth. I knew I was being unreasonable and operating off emotion more than anything.

So finally one night I just made the choice. I knew I was going to get a Blu-Ray player sooner or later. I had the HD television already and the Comcast HD service had, by now, spoiled me on the quality. So I was at a crossroads: I could either keep my unreasonable dislike toward Sony, buy a stand-alone player for the same price as the PS3 (screwing myself out of the value it offered), or I could drop the bullshit “hate act” and make my choice based on reason. So I got the PS3. Yes it made me nervous and yeah I feel like I’m going out on a limb but I’m hoping in the end I can find some happiness with the device and maybe even put some of my ill-will towards Sony to rest.

Part I: Un-boxing

I got home, picked up the package from the apt. office, got it inside and opened it up. Everything that I ordered is there, thank God! Good job Newegg! My order consisted of the 40GB PS3 unit, 6ft. HDMI cable, and the Sony Bluetooth Blu-Ray remote, all of which I unpacked carefully. Call of Duty 4 had already shown up a day earlier and on the way home I had stopped at the local Best Buy and picked up 300 and Burnout Paradise.

Upon opening the console box I was presently surprised to find I had gotten the Spiderman 3 version. I suppose it’s no biggie really but when I ordered it online it didn’t say anything about the movie coming with it so it was a nice bonus since I wasn’t expecting it.

Upon unpacking the cables I must say I was fairly disappointed to find only a composite video cable included. I was already aware that I would have to provide my own HDMI cable but for the $399 cost of the unit you would think Sony could, at the very least, include a component cable.

The actual unit itself is fairly large, heavy, and sports a glossy black finish that begs to be covered with dust and fingerprints. The form factor of the box doesn’t really lend itself to fitting into a home entertainment setup but for my needs it integrates itself into my simple TV stand just fine.

Part II: Hardware Setup

In terms of actual hardware setup the cable connections were easy to make, though I couldn’t help but think a longer USB cable for the controller would have been nice. The touch sensitive power button is slightly strange to use but works fairly well. All in all I was able to get the unit hooked up and turned on in less than 5 minutes.

I’ll also mention that during no time while I was performing the actions in this review did the console ever reach a heat level I was uncomfortable with. It seems pretty well ventilated and I checked it frequently while playing games and movies. Yes, it heats up, but as I said it feels like the right amount of heat given the components in the console.

Part III: Online Setup and First Experience

First things first, get the controller connected and working. Even though the controller is wireless you have to use the USB cable to get things going initially. This involved nothing more than pressing the “PS” button on the controller and in a matter of seconds I was good to go.

After viewing the initial start-up screen the system began the auto detection of the HDMI input followed by the internet connection settings and I’m pleased to say both these stages completed without a hitch. A few brief seconds later I was asked to create a user profile and this is where I ran into my first annoyance, in the form of Sony’s decision to use the same telephone style keypad from the PSP for text entry. Yes, it’s functional, and for the PSP it’s fine, but c’mon guys this is a $400 dollar “complete home entertainment system” as you tout it. You can take the time to come up with a full-size onscreen keyboard.

A few steps later and the XMB dashboard loads smoothly while playing a nice clip of soothing classical music. XMB looks nice and runs smooth! There’s a SHITLOAD of options available. It’s going to take some time to go through them all so I decided to press on with other things.

I decided to load a custom background for XMB. To this end I copied a few images from my PC into a USB flash drive and plugged it into the PS3. While the flash drive itself blinked with activity, there was no action on the PS3 to indicate it had detected the drive. Finally I decided to navigate to the Photo section and was relieved to find the flash drive listed there. Still it would be nice if upon connecting a drive the system could give some indication of detection and perhaps prompt to display the contents of the device. Upon accessing the drive I discovered another little quirk when the system performed an “auto-scan” yet failed to find any pictures. To first get around this I moved the images out of the directory they were in to the root of the drive. Despite this change a second scan still came up empty. The final solution was to access the advanced options for the drive and choose the “view all” option which finally got the contents of the drive to load. After that it correctly picked up the images and I was able to view them and use the options to set the one I wanted as the XMB background pretty easily.

On a whim I decided to pop in a CD-R disc that contained some MPEG-4 encoded video clips. I was pleased to find that in this case I simply had to access the disc and it immediately displayed the clips. I was able to playback each one easily and they looked pretty good. I tried a few other clips that were encoded in MPEG-2 and was pleased to find the system played them fine. I’ll have to test more codec’s in the future (Divx) but my initial reaction thus far is thumbs up.

I decided to get some online action going next. First, things first, had to perform a software update. The update was largely automated once I chose it from the XMB menu and took about 5 minutes to download on my cable broadband connection. Another 5 minutes for the system to install it and I was good to go. Creating an online profile was pretty smooth and I was able to breathe a slight sigh of relief as here a full-size onscreen keyboard it used. This makes the frequent text entry go MUCH faster. The biggest gripe I had with the online sign-up option was the lack of graphic avatars to choose from. There’s a total of 22 pages with something like 8 avatars per page, which sounds like a good amount but most of them are fruity, bubbly things that won’t appeal to you unless you’re either a.) a 15yr. old girl or b.) a Japanese male. In the end I wound up choosing an 8 ball. Meh. All-in-all the online sign-up process took around 7-8 minutes.

After signing up I was unceremoniously dumped back to the XMB menu. It wasn’t really clear what had changed, if anything, now that I logged online. Some sort of dialogue box giving a brief run down of online options would have been nice here.

Presently I made my way to the Playstation online store. I had read previously that the entire store was getting an overhaul soon and it’s apparent from the moment the main screen loads it’s MUCH needed. The store is basically a quick and dirty adaptation of the Playstation website and as such doesn’t really suit itself to navigation using the PS3 gaming controller. The main problem is the navigation, specifically the annoying fact that the standard buttons you use to navigate XMB, and thus become familiar with, work with unintended results inside the store. For example normally the “O” button would take you back a step when navigating XMB. However pressing “O” while inside the store prompts you to exit the store entirely instead of taking you back a page as you might expect. Bleh!

My first download was the GTA IV trailer. When choosing a video to download it’s nice that it shows you how much free space you have on your hard drive, but it doesn’t show you the actual size of the video itself until AFTER the download starts! It would be nice if it showed that info before the download begins! Another gripe is the fact the trailer was only available in 720p. Maybe I’m nitpicking but one of the big draws of the PS3 is its ability to do 1080p. In my opinion all downloadable video content should be available in this format.
After the download was completed I found myself once again confused and disappointed as I wasn’t presented with any option to play the video! In fact, I had to exit the entire store and navigate to the video section in XMB to find the video. Another small inconvenience, yes, but an inconvenience nevertheless. The video itself ran smoothly and looked good. Can’t wait for the game! It looks like a shitload of fun!

I briefly poked around the options for the video itself and discovered it allows you to add some meta-data to the file in order to group it into an album. Probably an option I personally won’t use much but it’s a nice thing to have for those that may have lots of files.
Back in the online store I decided to check out the free wallpapers and was disappointed to find only 3 pages of content, all of which, had to do with games. Bah! Good thing you can make your own wallpaper! The video trailer section is equally shallow (3 pages) and doesn’t even have the latest trailers. Its possible what’s here are trailers for only Sony movies, which wouldn’t surprise me. On the plus side the trailers do offer a choice between 720 and 1080 video resolutions. There is also a section for Blu-Ray movie trailers (trailers of movies already on Blu-Ray disc) but in all honesty I have NO desire to watch any these videos.

Rounding out the store is the Game Demo section which from my brief foray into it looking promising. As I was anxious to move on to other things, I didn’t hang around here long and download any demos, but once I do I’ll post an update with my thoughts.

Part IV: Games

I purchased Call of Duty 4 to go with the console and later, once it arrived, picked up Burnout Paradise. One of the things I noticed about the games was not all of them support 1080p. On the back of the each game case you can find a list of what resolutions are supported. For CoD 4 both 720p and 1080p are listed with Burnout only supporting 720p.

I decided to try CoD first and after sliding in the disc I was presented with a message informing me the game had to be updated! Bah! The good news is the update only took about a minute to download and install so I wasn’t that bad. After the update the game loaded and here were I began to scratch my head. As I mentioned earlier the game says it supports 1080p on the box and the Activision and copyright screens are, in fact, displayed in 1080p. However when the opening cut scenes and game menu load they are only at 720p. Firing up the actual game itself also shows it’s only running at 720p. There’s no option in the game menu pertaining to resolution so I’m a bit confused as to exactly what’s going on. Not really wanting to spend the time to figure it out just then I decided to put the issue aside and simply get some game play in.

The game itself looks beautiful and runs very well! Without going into excessive detail concerning the actual game content (I hope to do a full CoD 4 review in the near future) I will say the game is pretty KICK ASS! I’ve only played the first 5 or 6 missions but already it’s been the most engaging game play I’ve enjoyed since the Half-Life franchise and on some levels surpasses it! Anyone who’s a fan of FPS games and hasn’t played this game is really missing out! It’s available for PC, Xbox 360 and PS3 so pick it up if you haven’t already!

Next I popped in Burnout which loaded right up without requiring any sort of update. As I stated above Burnout runs at 720p and looks really good! Even though this version doesn’t have the “Crash Breaker” mode, found in previous games of the franchise, the city is now completely open ended (similar to Need for Speed: Most Wanted) and very big! The makers of the game have preserved all the fun and high speed action in the actual races and the graphics look better than ever!

So other than the quandary with the display resolutions (which hopefully I can figure out) I was overall pleased with the look and feel of the games.

Part V: Blu-Ray Movies

As I mentioned earlier the console came with Spiderman 3 and I picked up 300 separately once everything arrived. I also ordered the Sony Bluetooth Remote to hopefully help ease playback operations.

I decided to try out 300 first and after sliding in the disc it only took a few seconds to load up and begin playing. I have to say I wasn’t particularly blown away with the video quality and in some spots I could actually see some graininess. Don’t get me wrong it looked HD quality but I suppose I was expecting a somewhat better look from a movie like 300 in full HD. Despite this I ended up watching half the film and still enjoyed it. For comparison I tried Spiderman 3 next which, indeed, looked better than 300 and much closer to what I expect from a Blu-Ray movie.

For its part, the Bluetooth remote works very well and is pretty snappy in terms of response time. The setup of the remote was also pretty easy with the only step involving registering it with the console. This is accomplished via a wizard in the XMB options that makes connecting and managing Bluetooth devices a breeze.

Overall so far Blu-Ray to me seems like just another format. Granted it looks much better but I think I’ll need to watch some more movies and explore some disc features before I begin to really appreciate it. The good news is, though, I’ll now be able to provide reviews of Blu-Ray movies!

Part VI: Conclusion

Keeping in mind these are only my initial impressions of the console I will say, so far, I’m fairly pleased with it. While there’s some software quirks and functionality I’d like to see worked out and improved and the online store needs a MAJOR overhaul (which as I mentioned will be happening soon) and I still have a concern over whether or not it’s worth the price I paid I’m going to try and remain hopeful (if slightly cautious) for the PS3’s future.

I plan on providing more updates and insights as time goes on and I use the system more and learn it’s “in’s and out’s”. Stay tuned!

 Apple has announced today that not only will 3rd party applications become available as soon as June of this year, but they are working on an enterprise boost for their lovable/loath-able handset.Apparently, Apple has licensed ActiveSync from Microsoft and plans to bring the Push, finally, and for some reason EA felt it necessary to demo Spore on an iPhone…You heard me right.  Why the fuck?  I have no idea, but what I’m holding onto is the hope that a native multi-IM chat app will soon become available.  Now for the rub.  It might be a tactic by Apple to weed out potential ruffians but they have stated that any developer that commercially releases iPhone/touch native applications will not only have to pay $100 US for submission of their creations to Apple so the software can be wirelessly purchased and installed via the device, but will also need to relinquish 30% of their profits from the sale of such software to Apple. Obviously, I’m not a developer (and not much of a writer) but it seems a bit unfair to ask this of entrepreneurial iPhone/touch developers.  I suppose this is to subsidize the process of creating the SDK, but jesus.  Well, here’s to June! 

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I am interested in hearing your thoughts, since the HD disc wars are over (for now), on what you think of the PS3 as a viable purchase. Obviously I’m feeling a little jilted by Microsoft, even though their product is great (should it actually function as designed) the lack of reliability and lack of a next-gen player is sort queering the deal a bit for me. Honestly at this point I’d go with arrogance over incompetence, any day of the week. My issues with Sony being price, arrogance, and format shoe-horning are becoming less of a problem. My problems with the PS3 are mainly technical. Such as the problems developers are having with creating games. The tools they have and the documentation they’re provided on the Cell architecture don’t seem to be enough to create games that run as well as when they’re developed on the 360 (See Madden ’08, PS3 vs. 360). I suppose this could be solved eventually, but we don’t know for sure.

At this point I wouldn’t care if Microsoft’s XBOX 360 division got dropped into a goddamn meat grinder, pushed into an intestinal casing, then the resultant bulbous sausages shot into space. Really, I think that this is the reason I’m writing this. That, and the blu-ray dominance factor. What say you? Does this HD-DVD death news make the PS3 look like a possibility? I await your thoughts, scorn…

WTF, seriously? 20 bucks says this thing fucks all your other plush toys in the ass while you’re asleep.

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In case you haven’t heard yet, or rightly don’t give a fuck. The High Definition (relatively) Format Wars are over. Toshiba surrendered today and that was the last nail in the coffin for HD-DVD. After much gnashing of teeth and unsightly throes, it is sadly no more. Now can we all get on the bandwagon and start chopping down the price of blu-ray hardware? Hopefully something positive will come of this complete waste of money and resources. I’m just glad that I didn’t throw down for that Xbox HD-DVD player. I’ll bet they are feeling pretty shitty right now. Wait a minute, what am I saying? Of course they don’t feel like shit, they already got their money.

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I’ll leave you all with the comforting sight of an executive serving us a full 6 course feast of bullshit. Bon Appetite!

It looks like Apple pulled some good news out of their asses today, without much fan fair. iPhone and iPod Touch models are now available in capacities twice what they were offering yesterday. That’s equates to 16GB for the iPhone and 32GB for the iPod Touch. Both units are running for $499. Cool to see that in this short amount of time my hard disk based iPod (gen5) has been eclipsed by a flash memory device….with way more features. Gotta love progress.

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Per
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“When Apple introduced the MacBook Air, they detailed a new feature called “Remote Disc” which makes up for the lack of a standard optical drive in the MacBook Air. Remote Disc allows the MacBook Air to wirelessly use a PC or Mac optical drive as if it were its own. Included with this functionality is the ability for the MacBook Air to wirelessly boot off of a Remote Disc shared drive. This means that if your MacBook Air requires an emergency boot or fresh reinstall, it can be done without the $99 external SuperDrive.

This added functionality required changes in the Extensible Firmware Interface (EFI) and is not presently available on other Macs.

Update: We’ve been told that Mac OS X 10.5.2 will bring wireless booting to all Macs. “

Now wireless booting via shared disk, I can use. I wonder what the limitations of the remote disc software will be regarding the amount of clients that can boot. Of course you take a slow medium like an optical disc, then add the lag of a networking framework, probably wouldn’t make sense. Hopefully the rumors about 10.5.2 enabling this feature on the rest of the macs are true, but I won’t be truly excited until they allow boot via a mounted hard drive. The old G5 needs a firewire drive to boot externally and it’d be nice to have some flexibility there, in case I hose the ports with another bunk Lacie disk.

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I recently watched the introduction video on the MacBook Air, and since the site has become a purely MacBook Air discussion board I thought I would chime in on some of the problems I see that will affect all users (regardless of aptitude) who use the laptop.

1. The backlit keyboard

Jesus Christ! What the hell has happened to Apple quality and control?! I appreciate a backlit keyboard, in fact, I love them, but the one installed in the Air looks more like a shitty Saitek gamers keyboard. Lets compare the proper way (MacBook Pro) and the improper way (MacBook Air).

MacBook Pro:

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Notice the fine detail on the keys and lack of splash-through. After having seen this keyboard in action I was envious that the standard MacBook didn’t have the feature because it is truly slick. The transition between not using it (well lit environment) and using it (dark environment) is seamless. Smooth transition and just enough light to be useful. Now let’s compare the MacBook Air illumination…

MacBook Air:

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Notice the bleed-through on the sides of the keys that not only lights up the key but the surrounding border. Some of the keys in the middle seem well isolated but the rest are sloppy, which will no doubt cause of fatigue and annoyance on the part of the user with extended usage. This seems like a feature that they tacked on at the last minute because they can’t really sell to business users without this. IBM has been including comparable illuminated keyboards on thinkpads for a while now.

2. The expansion ports

They have received so much attention for their “lack of expansion”. Whether you think that a single usb port, headphone jack, and mini-DVI output are enough (I don’t) you would at least like to use them together if at all.

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With the spacing that they allow between these pint-sized ports how the fuck are you going to connect the majority of USB components at the same time you’re using the mini-DVI? There just isn’t enough of a gap to connect, let’s say a Cellular USB dongle (without a USB extender), next to a display cable. Stupid decisions like this, similar to placing USB ports side by side, right on top of each other, or in recessed areas make connecting peripherals a pain in the ass. And you certainly don’t want to make connecting shit a pain in the ass when you have a barebones selection of ports like on the MacBook Air

Also, look at the fold-out port, 50 bucks says that that’s the first thing to get snapped out of the thing. It’s probably seated in there on a plastic rail with only lose wires to keep it from falling out should the rails fail. Anything with this sort of “feature” should be passed over, unless (since I haven’t physically seen the laptop) it’s built in some amazingly stable manner (which I doubt).

Just another set of reasons to hold of swiping your card on this thing, if lack of expansion, price, and general Apple hatred weren’t enough.

Owned.



In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely.

-Hunter S Thompson, Gonzo Papers, Vol. 1: The Great Shark Hunt: Strange Tales from a Strange Time (1979)

“So why are you arguing with me then? … Wouldn’t that also apply to your bitching about Rods, Frank Luntz, or any of the other shit you’ve complained about on this page?”

You’re all over the fucking place here. Assholes like Frank Luntz impact the outcome of national elections, which affects you, me, and damn near everyone else in the world. Moronic assholes and bitches talking about RODS and not knowing whether the Earth is flat add to the decay of our “Modern American Intellect”, which affects all of us. Your critique of a computer you will never own, running an operating system you’d never use, is fine. But I can’t understand your interest since you’ve committed nothing, so you’ve lost nothing. You obviously care about no one but yourself and your idea of what value is. It seems you’re more upset about having your gadget boner teased to the point of nerd-gasm, only to have some internal obstacle prevent the final thrust. So you shit all over Apple and their users and DEFEND Sony?! That’s a laugh! To what length’s dear Magi, to what lengths…

The fact that you fill your Apple Store shopping cart with mac mini’s then try to tuck tail and run at the last moment is your problem. The issue I have with this whole line you bark is that you have to bring all the Mac users into the mix when you start bitching about shit that you haven’t used expensively, and that get’s old quick. I know you read blogs out there where “mac fanboys” say stupid shit, but you know the same is true about PC users. “Anonymous: Fuck Mac’s” springs to mind…

You make it seem like anyone who buys a Mac is retarded because it doesn’t have some feature that you like, or that they sell their machines for more money than if you assembled one from scratch. Well I’m sorry but those things are the same goddamn thing. I’ve made this fucking website on a Mac as well as all the music I’ve produced for the last 7 years and I’ll tell you this; I don’t regret buying into Mac at all and having done so has been nothing but beneficial creatively and professionally.

And stop with the sanctimonious free-speech horseshit because I disagree with your points and ask you to forget about an unpleasant topic before you herniate yourself.

Now for the mockery:
oh, the regret! To clasp thine hands in bondage, humble serf, tie thine tongue twixt the buttux of injustice, yey, the melancholia! abash!

“Walt Sparks here, and I’m dead”