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JESUS! I can’t stop cringing when I listen to Palin’s horseshit hose flap away.

Oh, and I (we) can’t forget about this little gem.

The always controversial Michael Moore, in what he calls a “Thank You” to his fans, has decided to release his new movie Slacker Uprising for download and viewing by all, via the interweb!

Trailer:

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Per the San Francisco Chronicle:

The Department of Defense, already infamous for spending $640 for a toilet seat, once again finds itself under intense scrutiny, only this time because it couldn’t account for more than a trillion dollars in financial transactions, not to mention dozens of tanks, missiles and planes.

Army lost track of 56 airplanes, 32 tanks, and 36 Javelin missile command launch-units.

And before the Iraq war, when military leaders were scrambling to find enough chemical and biological warfare suits to protect U.S. troops, the department was caught selling these suits as surplus on the Internet “for pennies on the dollar,” a GAO official said.

Holy shit! It’s astounding that this isn’t more substantially covered. What the fuck is going on over there?

Thank fuck for this guy, though.

Saint Waxman of the GAO
-Saint Waxman-

What the fuck are you talking about, you old turd?

That’s great! That’s like when Bill Cosby received an honorary doctorate for starring as Dr. Heathcliff “Combustible” Huxtabul. For fuck sake! Just because your hockey-mom sidekick was the governor of Alaska for under two years, doesn’t mean she automatically deserves the medal for “biggest knowledges of puissance in them thar neck of the woods award”. There’s a lot of pissed off Department of Energy eggheads right now. I guess they’ll have to have her carry around a giant cardboard lightning bolt around, or a bunch of metallic hullahoops swirling around her like she’s a walking nuclear symbol. McCain, I don’t care how many of your soulless aids take turns fucking lantern-cells up her ass. She will never live up to that stack up bullshit you call her “credentials”. The only other explanations for your answer I could come up with are: you didn’t hear the question, you didn’t understand the question, or you decided, in your bent-cock wisdom, to answer a totally different question that was more to your liking.

It’s becoming quite apparent what strategy the GOP is taking after having announced Sarah Palin’s candidacy. Similar that if you happen to ask John McCain about how many houses he owns, why he doesn’t support universal healthcare, what he thinks about supporting a museum for Woodstock, or why he listens to the music he listens to, he will respond seriously, that it’s because he was shot down over Vietnam and held as a prisoner of war. Obviously. Why would you even ask such a thing?

If you say that we should focus on stem cell research, you’re obviously attacking her and her handicapped child.

If you point out that McCain’s policies are no different than George Bush’s, you are obviously making a veiled sexist remark, aimed at the defenseless female running mate.

Let’s not ignore the fact that McCain used the same “you can put lipstick on a pig remark” in regards to Senator Hilary Clinton this year, without the same complaints.

From CNN:

In Iowa last October, McCain drew comparisons between Hillary Clinton’s current health care plan and the one she championed in 1993: “I think they put some lipstick on the pig, but it’s still a pig.” He used roughly the same line in May, after effectively claiming the Republican nomination.

If you are unaware of Sarah Palin and are trying to make sense of her in the short week we’ve had since she was announced, and since she hasn’t done any interviews with the press at this point, you may have hastily researched her via the web and come across some information that though not definitive proof, leaves a lot to be answered…well you’re just spouting lies about this secretive candidate.

Ok, and for the record, asking about banning books, telling the head of the library that she’s fired, then dropping the subject when pressured, does little to convince me that she didn’t have the lunatic intent to ban books, just that she didn’t get away with it.

So now we get to the real meat and potatoes of the GOP. Painting Barack Obama as wanting to “Destroy” Palin, the innocent, god-fearing, tongue-speaking, hockey-mom of a disabled child. Painting a black man as an aggressive, destructive force, wow, I wonder who they’re trying to target with that ad.

Fuck the GOP, and fuck those who happily eat their bullshit.

I leave you with this…say it loud good sir!

What an ass-jab.

Why hasn’t the “greater media” taken John McCain to task over his complete overhaul in policy standings? It’s insane that someone can talk all the shit about major issues, and on camera, then when he says (or more importantly, does) something completely different, NO ONE FUCKING SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT IT!! We have to leave everything to Comedy Central to spell things out, where nobody will ever hear it.

The DailyShow (care of www.crooksandliars.com) sums it up.

There was one thing left out of the DS video. The issue of torture. McCain made all sorts of public messages about him being against torture, but when a vote came up, he voted not to ban the practice of waterbording by CIA agents. See videos below…

Can somebody tell this old FUCK to go the hell home (at least to one of his homes)?

Check my previous post for an example of Rick Davis’ lying, criminal, crooked ass. “No strings attached” for the press huh? Fucking liar. The guy needs to sit on a harpoon.

…and all the bullshit that politicians and pundits are vomiting all over us.

The Daily Show

Leave it to Comedy Central to point out how fucking retarded the GOP is being pimping Palin’s lunatic ass, and how retarded the rest of the media is being for ignoring the obvious tripe.

What enrages me, every time I see a McCain campaign spokesperson on TV, is that they are devoid of content. They wash this completely out of their dialogue so that all that’s left is meaningless “on-message” dog shit. Just take Tucker Bounds for instance. (first off, how many goddamn Republican stooges are named Tucker for fuck’s sake?) Every attempt to get meaningful, insightful, and informative data is twisted around into a positive-spinning, misleading, and wholly unrelated statement. Obviously “Fucker” Bounds isn’t a moron and knows exactly what he’s doing, and for once the interviewer (in this case Campbell Brown) attempts to show him her spurs. The McCain response? McCane decides to cancel an appearance on the Larry King show because Brown “made life too difficult” for Fucker Bounds. Ah, the old “I’m taking my ball and going home” response. Sorry John, for once the media was trying to do their job. Fucking asshole.

Click me if the youtube copy doesn’t play.

Yeah the music’s a bit dramatic, but this is serious. Do you really wanna see the world after the Republicans have had their way with it for another 4 years?

From Geekologie:

This is a potentially NSFW video of a CodePink protester getting slammed to the ground by police at the Democratic National Convention. It’s kind of graphic, and contains profanity. A police officer is telling protesters to “back it up”, then you hear the woman say something like “f*cking do it again” and then the copper comes back with a “back it up, bitch!” and a slam to the ground.

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Not mine, but awesome through and through…

“Behold, the atheists nightmare!”…WTF???

Could this be why the terrorists hate us?

Or maybe THIS is why the terrorists hate us…(1:00 is when it starts to get good and around 1:30 is my favorite part)

Or it could just be this…