Archive for the Election Category

…and all the bullshit that politicians and pundits are vomiting all over us.

The Daily Show

Leave it to Comedy Central to point out how fucking retarded the GOP is being pimping Palin’s lunatic ass, and how retarded the rest of the media is being for ignoring the obvious tripe.

What enrages me, every time I see a McCain campaign spokesperson on TV, is that they are devoid of content. They wash this completely out of their dialogue so that all that’s left is meaningless “on-message” dog shit. Just take Tucker Bounds for instance. (first off, how many goddamn Republican stooges are named Tucker for fuck’s sake?) Every attempt to get meaningful, insightful, and informative data is twisted around into a positive-spinning, misleading, and wholly unrelated statement. Obviously “Fucker” Bounds isn’t a moron and knows exactly what he’s doing, and for once the interviewer (in this case Campbell Brown) attempts to show him her spurs. The McCain response? McCane decides to cancel an appearance on the Larry King show because Brown “made life too difficult” for Fucker Bounds. Ah, the old “I’m taking my ball and going home” response. Sorry John, for once the media was trying to do their job. Fucking asshole.

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Yeah the music’s a bit dramatic, but this is serious. Do you really wanna see the world after the Republicans have had their way with it for another 4 years?

Not mine, but awesome through and through…

A fat Republican, criminal, douche

I hope someone finally roasts this fat-ass, criminal, shit-burger on the grill. He’s basically had his attorney send in polite little refusals to appear, even stating that he would reply to the inquiry via written letters, but while he would like the benefit of being able to take the time to trick-fuck congress with his pen, it looks like he’s finally going to appear before the House Judiciary Committee and be forced to explain his many crimes.

Turning the Department of Justice into a political engine to move all of the administrations criminal acts underground while suppressing rational and dissenting views through firings or transfers, as well as eviscerating former Alabama Gov. Don Siegelman through trumped up charges and what can only be viewed as a complete corruption of the entire judicial, legislatorial, and executive body of that state, are just a few of the actions that Rove must account for. Conyers himself is excited (and rightfully so) to prosecute this jagoff to the fullest extent of his authorityl stating recently that they needed to “kick Rove’s ass”.

What the fuck does winning the West-Virginia primary really prove, at this point?

Seriously, guys (and gals). What’s does this fucking say? Are we to place these voters in some higher bracket than the rest of the hundreds of thousands of people who voted thus far? It’s such bullshit I can’t even breathe. I’m glad that Clinton’s cornered the much sought after Appalachian Mountain folk demographic. I’m surprised that they stopped raping canoers long enough to jab their shit covered, callused hands on the ballot console.

Hilary Salutes her electorate