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Fucking Brilliant! What a goddamn lunatic. Pissed because he doesn’t understand the phrase “Play us out”, and afraid that he’s being made to seem out-of-touch, an adult child throws a tantrum. It seems to me like he got his dick caught in a drawer or something. The fact that it continues after the show has concluded is amazing and sad.

Watch This:  http://www.yahoo.com/s/877523

Then JT’s Video: http://www.shoutinggrounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/yeah.mp4

I’ve updated WordPress from 2.3 to 2.4 and I’m testing it out. If you all could take a look around the new interface at your leisure and see if there are any problems with the new setup I’d be must obliged. the post editor seems a lot more robust. And specifically there are add media button right above the post window that seem pretty handy.

Full post ahead!

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*tap tap tap*
(feedback)
“is this thing on???”

*cough*
HELLO!!! We’re ENGAGEEDDD!!!!

Sorry just had to scream. I know he’s already told you.

By the way, I love all of you dearly. Truly. And I can’t wait until the three (four if Dang is out there) of you can share the special day with us.

*mwah*

I came across this video that has made it to the top of the digg page that claims in 1992 Mickey Kantor, a political aide to the Clinton campaign and now an aide to the Hilary Clinton Presidential campaign, said derogatory and racially hateful comments about residents of Indiana.

Of course some asshole puts this video on youtube, disables comments, and everyone takes the bait. No one in the digg comments even suggests that the video is erroneous and doctored. The text subtitles that are displayed show an entirely different message than most likely was said. The subtitles are as follows:

“It doesn’t matter if we win. Those people are shit. How would you like to be a worthless white ni**er”

If you listen closely to the tape and pay attention to Mikey’s mouth at the end of the video you’ll see that he doesn’t say anything of the sort. What he actually said (if you pay attention) was:

“It doesn’t matter if we win. Those people are shitting. How would you like to be unintelligible

What happens is, they change the subtitles to read like he’s calling Hoosiers “shit” and since the last part of the “How would you like to be” sentence is whispered, the fellow creating the video added in his own lines (spoken from the heart, i’m sure) over the original audio to make it seem like this guy said it.

Don’t you find it odd that this video emerges just before the Indiana primary. Also, if this was anywhere near accurate, you don’t think that someone would have shit a brick in the last 10+ years since the documentary was released? Underhanded bullshit

Here is the video for your review, in all it’s bullshit glory….

Update

Here is the captured video since they took the real one off of youtube. I’m sure it’ll be back, under a different account without comments enabled, trying to spread bullshit throughout the net

Update 2

Audio Analysis – Clinton War Clip

After locating a similar clip of the video and comparing it to the version that was pulled from youtube, it doesn’t seem to have been doctored at all. The pulled clip was a bit noisier but that could be a product of the video capture. I’ve sampled both clips and assuming the second “original” clip is legit they seem to be the same recording.

I took the audio output of the pulled clip and put this on the left channel and then took the other “original” clip and pasted it on the right channel. What you are hearing is two clips side-by-side. If there were any differences or signs of doctoring then you would hear the clips either go out of sync or you would hear temporary panning as the two clips differed.

As of this moment I don’t know what the last comment was. I still believe that he didn’t say the people of Indiana were “shit”. He definitely said “they are shitting”, which I would believe to be a reference to the white house since Clinton was ahead in Indiana, a normally red state. The last statement seems to be a combination of his words and James Carville’s muttering, since he was reading information from a document right next to the camera. I really don’t know. What do you guys think?

Fresh from the e-pages of the New York Times comes the unfortunate news that the host to the taudrey sexual encounters of one Republican Lousiana Senator, David Vitter, has allegedly killed herself. You remember David Vitter, don’t you? Similar to the crucifixion of the moronic Elliot Spitzer, David Vitter received massive public backlash over his behavior due to his Family-Values-rooted, conservatism…oh wait…that’s right. No One Knows Who David Vitter Is!

Where Elliot Spitzer was, rightly, ousted from office, nothing came of David Vitter. Yes, I understand that the principle difference between Elliot’s and David’s conditions is that Elliot brought his hooker across state lines, but they both committed crimes, hypocritical crimes in fact. Whatever…

She was convicted of money laundering, using the mail for illegal purposes and racketeering. Palfrey faced a maximum of 55 years in prison and was free pending her sentencing July 24.

55 years!? There are murderers who do less time. I’m sure that sentencing was pursued solely for purposes of burning her at the stake for embarrassing the powers that be.

It’s ok though, the principle informant that would expose any other Washington insider’s embarrassing sexual affairs is now dead. I imagine more than one D.C. fat cat is lapping port from his mistresses cunt flaps in delicious reflection of yet another lose-end tied up.

Fresh off the press from our favorite fear-machine! CNN has a new ‘feature’ called “CNN T-Shirt“. If you czech out the headlines under “Latest News”, you’ll see some of the stories have the little camera icon next to them, sure to deliver about 90 seconds of commercials and 30 seconds of news. Nothing new right? Well today I see a little t-shirt icon next to that one. Clicked on it and get this Total Bullshit (TM) new idea…CNN T-Shirt. Apparently you can order a shirt in your choice of size, color and sex…with the headline and the timestamp of when it happened.

Okay…are you really fucking kidding me? Try this one on, dumbshits:

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New Boots

I’m not sure if anyone has heard of the Liberty City 7 “Terrorist Group”, but if you want a rock solid example of the evils of Homegrown terrorism, look no further.

Behold! I give you a group of seven homeless guys whose deviance and criminal mastery know no peer. The FBI actually has video-taped proof that these jihadists have not only sworn allegiance to al Qaeda but also promised to take photos of buildings that would be considered targets for future attacks. The only problem is that the al Qaeda contacts were paid FBI informants who promised the “Liberty City 7″ brand new hiking boots if they complied.

What the fuck is wrong with our government right now? Jesus Fucking Tits! Since we already know that bums will fight each other on camera as well as pull their own teeth out if it gets them some food, drugs, or booze, why the fuck would we believe that they wouldn’t swear allegiance to al Qaeda, for Fuck’s Sake!

These FBI agents could have walked up to any homeless guy worth his salt in lunacy and offer them clothes and camera in exchange for some words. The fact that they are still trying convict these guys is bad enough. We, as tax payers, are fitting the bill for those bullshit, show-trials. Anything that the government can do to try and prove that they haven’t been thumbing their asses for the last 7 years

Makes me fucking SICK

MacHeist Bundle Retail

Another great provider of excellent, value-packed, Macintosh software bundles is MacHeist. Usually they kick off their bundles with a “spy/mystery” themed puzzle that you have to solve. As you solve these puzzles, or “cases” you accrue “loot”, which may include free software or credits that you can use towards future bundles. The cases are usually extremely clever in their design, but a helpful community forum may help you along should you need help. It’s really just a fun way to get the word out on new Mac software.

Should you have a Mac, I suggest supporting the site and buying 12 apps for $49 bucks, even though (as Socrates will point out) Bugdom and Nanosaur don’t really count. It’s more like 10 apps for $49 bones, which is still a great deal.

My Borked Window

Seriously, fuck that town.

My Borked Window Parts


What a bunch of fucking idiots.

I suppose I should mention that this is an internal Microsoft sales video.


Wildly Popular ‘Iron Man’ Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

PSA from MJS: Websites that use canned, politically correct clipart images of people sitting in boardrooms happily agreeing that they’re real job is shitty should be fucking torn down. If you want to put an image of people on your company’s website, use images of people that actually FUCKING WORK THERE!

That’s all.

The protests in France were ugly as balls.  CNN has some great footage of the whole thing.  (Hopefully Still Here, Link on the Left)

From the first lighting of the torch all the way through to the end, the entire process looked like crap.  capt_fd2753958e50407aa6187399c1bf3cd4_britain_olympic_torch_lon122.jpg

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Even though China doesn’t hold a “flame”, or torch (haha) to the rest of the world as far as human right go (though I am no expert on this), the display of garbage seen below isn’t any better.  Well, I guess it is since the FREE TIBET NOW boneheads probably weren’t shot later.  I mean who REALLY gives two shits about the Olympics?

Pretty, ugly eh?  Kind of like this dude…

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Charlton Heston passed away tonight at the age of 84…

It goes without saying that no one will ever play Moses, fight the damned dirty Apes or give Harry Tasker work quite like he did.