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From Crooksandliars.com:

Fucking Brilliant!

McFucked

What an old cunt

AWESOME

I know that it’s scripted material but it’s still awesome that he agreed to say it. brilliant!

Skip to 3:00 in to get to the good stuff. For whatever reason I find the concept of a gun that shoots shitty music and kills people fucking hilarious!

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Not mine, but awesome through and through…


Photo and Article, CNN

We are to believe that this is a 7′ tall bigfoot carcass. We are also to believe that bigfoot and possibly other bigfeet exist. Seems a tad suspicious that after 100 years of popular myth in America (and certainly more, elsewhere) these two gents not only stumbled on a reclusively dead, undiscovered 7′ tall man-ape species, along with several of his living ape-mates all in the same time frame. Prove me wrong, kooks!

“Behold, the atheists nightmare!”…WTF???

Could this be why the terrorists hate us?

Or maybe THIS is why the terrorists hate us…(1:00 is when it starts to get good and around 1:30 is my favorite part)

Or it could just be this…

and a bonus too

I was on Yahoo news a moment ago and saw a pretty stupid ad (infinite as hydrogen atoms in the sun, I know).

It’s a weight loss ad, touting some “chinese secret”.  I don’t I’d like what they’re selling.

Skinny?

A little closer look…
look closer

Apparently some sort of under-tit-pincher or sorts is involved, or a full torso transplant. Or some hungry chinese national takes a huge bite out of your ribcage.  

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CNN Reports that there are fighter pilots in the states remote controlling UAV’s in the Afaghani theater. 

Predator UAV

Now, this brings us one step closer to tapping the most powerful defense resource available, that being children’s hand-eye coordination, ala Toys.

Toys Box

Imagine, if you will, the same scenario from Toys.  Real-world missions are given to children (unbeknown to them) plugged into ultra-realistic video games to dispatch enemies and accomplish objectives.  If the military can give that kind of control to Air Force pilots 7500 miles away from the battlefield, then why not send out free video game software to gamers, allowing them to control real military aircraft, with safety precautions in place (not allowing the pilot to intentionally crash the aircraft, or harm friendly targets)?  Maybe 10% of “gameplay” would connect “players” to real scenarios, the rest simulated, so only the highest ranked gamers are allowed to contribute to the fight for freedom. 

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