Shouting Grounds

You moose hunting, brainwashed puppet. How many times do you think she’s sucked John McCain’s dick to get on his ticket? Either that or he’s sitting next to her ventriloquist style with his hand up her ass. If these two chumps get elected, I’m moving to Canada.

Hi guys! I know this probably isn’t your bag, but I’m asking you to please vote for Brian and I in the David’s Bridal contest linked below. We could potentially win $5,000 in products to help with the wedding next year. You can vote once a day, if you’re really ambitious and care about your friends, the bride and groom
Thanks for considering,

“Peachy”

VOTE FOR BRIAN AND I!

Hrmm… surprised by this one. I thought for sure he was a child molestor.

Here’s some funny things to look at — photoshop projects gone bad! We like to look at this sort of stuff around my office; makes for a good laugh!

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/

*tap tap tap*
(feedback)
“is this thing on???”

*cough*
HELLO!!! We’re ENGAGEEDDD!!!!

Sorry just had to scream. I know he’s already told you.

By the way, I love all of you dearly. Truly. And I can’t wait until the three (four if Dang is out there) of you can share the special day with us.

*mwah*

I know I’m opening myself up for attack on this one… but since you all post stuff about games, movies, and whatever else it is that makes you get hard-ons, I’m posting my deepest, darkest fetish… New Kids on the Block are getting back together… and they’re having some sort of performance/news conference tomorrow morning on the Today show.

YUM-O! I feel like a twelve year old girl again… minus the acne and bad hair.

If I turn up missing — it’s likely because I skipped town with the fine honey on the left. (Sorry JT )

Not sure if this is true, but was sent to me by my program director pal over at WJOB — Field Trip time???

Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton will be in Hammond, IN on Friday March 28th to hold a town hall meeting.

WJOB is efforting to carry the event live on AM 1230 WJOB in Hammond and on heyregion. com

Doors Open: 10:00 a.m. CDT
Event Begins: 12:00 p.m. CDT
Hillary Clinton Attends “Solutions for the American Economy” Town Hall
Hammond Civic Center
5825 Sohl Avenue
Hammond, IN
Additional Details TBA

Here’s something funny to share…

So my co-worker and I went out to the site of the Johnny Depp movie in Crown Point last night to see if we could get a glimpse of Edward Wonka Depp Sparrow Dillinger. We weren’t able to see Johnny last night (filming was running late and they wanted to get the hell out of NWI — can you blame them???) But while we were there, my co-worker was telling me about how some guy dressed up like Jack Sparrow and climbed the courthouse — and was up there by the clock with a sign.  I laughed and said “I would have peed my pants if I had seen that.”

Well, this morning, we find the video of the incident on Northwest Indiana Times website.  And after looking at it… I realize that the guy dressed like Captain Jack is my fucking electrician.  Yes, this is the guy who fixed the outlets in Brian and I’s kitchen and laundry room.  Should I be frightened???

Can’t figure out how to embed the file here, so here’s the link… take a look!
http://nwitimes.videos.vmixcore.com/p/video?id=1792066

Here’s something amusing and useless that I thought you guys would like… I have one of those calendars that lists interesting (and not-so) facts each day of the week. Here is today’s:

46 “Bat” things from Batman Comics, Movies, and TV Series

Batalarm, Batanalyzer, Bat-a-Rang, Bat-Armor, Batboat, Batcamera’s Polarized Batfilter, Batcave, Batcentifruge, Batclaws, Batcommunicator, Compressed Steam Batlift, Batcopter, Batcufs, Batcycle, Batcycle Go-Cart, Batantidote, Batparachute, Bat Blowtorch, Emergency Tank of Batoxygen, Bat Earplugs, Bat Gas, Batguage, Batknife, Batladder, Batmagnet, Batmissle, Batmobile, Batmobile Antitheft Device, Batshield, Batrope, Batmobile Mobile Crime Computer, Batphone, Bat-o-state Antifire Activator, Bat-0-meter, Batpole, Batram, Bat Ray Projector, Batresearch Shelf, Batscanner Receiver, Batscope, Batlseep, Batsignal, Bat Terror Control, Batzooka, Homing Battransmitter, Superblinding Batpellets.

I only have one question — what about “Batshit”? Or is that the same thing as “Superblinding Batpellets”? BWAHAHAH

I know you guys are somewhat interested in writing scripts, making short movies, etc. … or at least you were in the past (dancing gorilla, anyone?) … so I thought I’d let you know about this local film festival that a friend of mine put together last year and will be running again this summer. Check it out…

Am I the only one who finds this amusing in more ways than one???