Genius. I almost passed out from laughing at this. I particularly enjoyed his attention to detail. The “judemental teddybears” are fucking hilarious.
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Genius. I almost passed out from laughing at this. I particularly enjoyed his attention to detail. The “judemental teddybears” are fucking hilarious. Blogged with the Flock Browser
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July 6th, 2009 at 8:20 am
“Subject Beef eats all his meals on the toilet, his body acting like a steady pipeline of disaster. If I didn’t know better, I’d say it’s almost like he’s trying to get back at water.”
and
“He refused to use the bathroom from the moment she arrived. He howled a picture of a toilet at her over and over, and she responded by staring through him until his bladder detonated where he stood.”
and
“The gateless fence continues to wreck havoc on the lives and intentions of the other artificial intelligences in the game. The neighborhood paper girl appeared by the toilet for only a moment to howl from between worlds and vanish.”
and
“If I was a scientist in the real world, I wouldn’t be allowed to keep filling endangered species with different smokeless propellants until I found the one that ignites from inside a panda. But in the Sims 3, if I want to test a floor sealant, there’s no regulation against forcing a fat clown into a mirrored booth where he watches himself wet his pants to death.”
One word: Brilliance