Michael Jackson died of a heart attack last night, losing a miraculous battle for life after his face died over ten years ago. Our Generation will always remember how the man went from being one of the coolest guys in music to the bankrupt, faceless, pederast he was when he expired. I loved Michael back in the day…but shit, man…that’s just sad.
Paramedics report that before their last attempt to resuscitate Jacko, his brother Jermaine whispered through weeping, “…just…just beat it…”

