Feb
23
2009
Scary thought, this could happen to any of us!
Posted by: magicjohnstone in UncategorizedCzech this madness out, the hydraulics on this 14-year-old’s office chair gave way and shot metallic debris up his asshole, eventually killing him. from Geekologie.

While I realize that the death of a 14-year-old is not typically funny, just help yourself out and imagine the person sweating in that blue chair was a fat Repub…and fate decided to turn his comfy, cotton-clad office wheelie into a bouncing bettie.

February 23rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Some points regarding the coverage. First, the metatags:
Second the Google Translation of the horror:
Repeat…”manipulative movements the bombing of fractured steel, inserted into his buttocks”
Lastly this headline form the same translation:
Yes, I think I follow the chain of events.
*Curtis Approves*
February 24th, 2009 at 8:30 am
LOL, *Curtis Approves*
Curt’s Choice.