Czech this madness out, the hydraulics on this 14-year-old’s office chair gave way and shot metallic debris up his asshole, eventually killing him. from Geekologie.

While I realize that the death of a 14-year-old is not typically funny, just help yourself out and imagine the person sweating in that blue chair was a fat Repub…and fate decided to turn his comfy, cotton-clad office wheelie into a bouncing bettie.

2 Responses to “Scary thought, this could happen to any of us!”

  1. #1JT JT says:

    Some points regarding the coverage. First, the metatags:

    Second the Google Translation of the horror:

    Repeat…”manipulative movements the bombing of fractured steel, inserted into his buttocks”

    Lastly this headline form the same translation:

    Yes, I think I follow the chain of events.

    *Curtis Approves*

  2. #2magicjohnstone magicjohnstone says:

    LOL, *Curtis Approves*

    Curt’s Choice.

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