Archive for May, 2008

Watch This:  http://www.yahoo.com/s/877523

Then JT’s Video: http://www.shoutinggrounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/yeah.mp4

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Okay this is some seriously sick shit here. Apparently Tom Cruise opened a website completely ode to himself today! It’s literally a bunch of shit flash animations and pictures showcasing the films he’s starred in and the “achievements” he’s made in his life! Not a single mention of Scien”crazy”ology or even his wife or daughter! It’s a 100% about him!

Okay who on this planet seriously doesn’t know who the fuck Tom Cruise is? You’d have to live in a 3rd world country with no access to virtually anything for you entire life! And if that is you, then you don’t give a shit about Tom Cruise anyway! And if you do live in the “developed” world then you know who the fuck he is already so this site serves ZERO capacity in that regard!

When it comes right down to it, this site is nothing more that a serious ego stroke for this punter!! Anyone who thought this guy wasn’t LONG off the reservation already should be thoroughly convinced now!

Tomcruise.com

I’ve updated WordPress from 2.3 to 2.4 and I’m testing it out. If you all could take a look around the new interface at your leisure and see if there are any problems with the new setup I’d be must obliged. the post editor seems a lot more robust. And specifically there are add media button right above the post window that seem pretty handy.

Full post ahead!

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*tap tap tap*
(feedback)
“is this thing on???”

*cough*
HELLO!!! We’re ENGAGEEDDD!!!!

Sorry just had to scream. I know he’s already told you.

By the way, I love all of you dearly. Truly. And I can’t wait until the three (four if Dang is out there) of you can share the special day with us.

*mwah*

I came across this video that has made it to the top of the digg page that claims in 1992 Mickey Kantor, a political aide to the Clinton campaign and now an aide to the Hilary Clinton Presidential campaign, said derogatory and racially hateful comments about residents of Indiana.

Of course some asshole puts this video on youtube, disables comments, and everyone takes the bait. No one in the digg comments even suggests that the video is erroneous and doctored. The text subtitles that are displayed show an entirely different message than most likely was said. The subtitles are as follows:

“It doesn’t matter if we win. Those people are shit. How would you like to be a worthless white ni**er”

If you listen closely to the tape and pay attention to Mikey’s mouth at the end of the video you’ll see that he doesn’t say anything of the sort. What he actually said (if you pay attention) was:

“It doesn’t matter if we win. Those people are shitting. How would you like to be unintelligible

What happens is, they change the subtitles to read like he’s calling Hoosiers “shit” and since the last part of the “How would you like to be” sentence is whispered, the fellow creating the video added in his own lines (spoken from the heart, i’m sure) over the original audio to make it seem like this guy said it.

Don’t you find it odd that this video emerges just before the Indiana primary. Also, if this was anywhere near accurate, you don’t think that someone would have shit a brick in the last 10+ years since the documentary was released? Underhanded bullshit

Here is the video for your review, in all it’s bullshit glory….

Update

Here is the captured video since they took the real one off of youtube. I’m sure it’ll be back, under a different account without comments enabled, trying to spread bullshit throughout the net

Update 2

Audio Analysis – Clinton War Clip

After locating a similar clip of the video and comparing it to the version that was pulled from youtube, it doesn’t seem to have been doctored at all. The pulled clip was a bit noisier but that could be a product of the video capture. I’ve sampled both clips and assuming the second “original” clip is legit they seem to be the same recording.

I took the audio output of the pulled clip and put this on the left channel and then took the other “original” clip and pasted it on the right channel. What you are hearing is two clips side-by-side. If there were any differences or signs of doctoring then you would hear the clips either go out of sync or you would hear temporary panning as the two clips differed.

As of this moment I don’t know what the last comment was. I still believe that he didn’t say the people of Indiana were “shit”. He definitely said “they are shitting”, which I would believe to be a reference to the white house since Clinton was ahead in Indiana, a normally red state. The last statement seems to be a combination of his words and James Carville’s muttering, since he was reading information from a document right next to the camera. I really don’t know. What do you guys think?

Fresh from the e-pages of the New York Times comes the unfortunate news that the host to the taudrey sexual encounters of one Republican Lousiana Senator, David Vitter, has allegedly killed herself. You remember David Vitter, don’t you? Similar to the crucifixion of the moronic Elliot Spitzer, David Vitter received massive public backlash over his behavior due to his Family-Values-rooted, conservatism…oh wait…that’s right. No One Knows Who David Vitter Is!

Where Elliot Spitzer was, rightly, ousted from office, nothing came of David Vitter. Yes, I understand that the principle difference between Elliot’s and David’s conditions is that Elliot brought his hooker across state lines, but they both committed crimes, hypocritical crimes in fact. Whatever…

She was convicted of money laundering, using the mail for illegal purposes and racketeering. Palfrey faced a maximum of 55 years in prison and was free pending her sentencing July 24.

55 years!? There are murderers who do less time. I’m sure that sentencing was pursued solely for purposes of burning her at the stake for embarrassing the powers that be.

It’s ok though, the principle informant that would expose any other Washington insider’s embarrassing sexual affairs is now dead. I imagine more than one D.C. fat cat is lapping port from his mistresses cunt flaps in delicious reflection of yet another lose-end tied up.

Fresh off the press from our favorite fear-machine! CNN has a new ‘feature’ called “CNN T-Shirt“. If you czech out the headlines under “Latest News”, you’ll see some of the stories have the little camera icon next to them, sure to deliver about 90 seconds of commercials and 30 seconds of news. Nothing new right? Well today I see a little t-shirt icon next to that one. Clicked on it and get this Total Bullshit (TM) new idea…CNN T-Shirt. Apparently you can order a shirt in your choice of size, color and sex…with the headline and the timestamp of when it happened.

Okay…are you really fucking kidding me? Try this one on, dumbshits:

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