In leu of the utterly fascinating David Lynch videos related to our man’s panty diet, I thought this one also deserved a mention. Pretty fucking brutal. lol
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In leu of the utterly fascinating David Lynch videos related to our man’s panty diet, I thought this one also deserved a mention. Pretty fucking brutal. lol 2 Responses to “iPhone”Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment. Login » |
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May 22nd, 2008 at 9:17 am
iPhone User: I’m so fucking sad because I think I just watched and experienced a movie on my phone. I need to get real. I guess I didn’t actually experience the movie because it was playing back on a portable device and was smaller in scale. I guess even when I’m at home watching a movie on my TV I’m not really experiencing it. It’s all in my imagination. I guess the only real movies are the ones projected on 30ft screens, that cost me $12.00 a ticket to watch along with $15.00 in popcorn and drinks to snack on, and the endless ball-ache of some kid bawling his eyes out or another kid shitting his pants next to me or maybe even some behemoth sweaty sitting down directly in front of me and thereby blocking out any reasonable view of the film I may have had.
Thanks David Lynch for opening my eyes and showing me how sad I am that I just watched a movie on my phone, thought I was experiencing it, but in reality, was really cheated. I shall now endeavour to, as you say, “get real”.
Give.
Me.
A.
Fucking.
Break.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:48 am
The video seemed like a seemingly eloquent argument, until the last, hilarious “fucking telephone” outburst. Even if I know he’s full of shit and Out of touch, just like Bergis Meredith in Grumpy Old Men, he makes me giggle.