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May 09 2008

The Soviet Parades are Back!

Posted by: socratespoints in News, Politics

Watch This:  http://www.yahoo.com/s/877523

Then JT’s Video: http://www.shoutinggrounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/yeah.mp4

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8 Responses to “The Soviet Parades are Back!”

  1. #1magicjohnstone magicjohnstone says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    LOL, love the part at about 1:35 where the big bear bomber is refueling over red square. Complete nonsense.

    Either way…w00t! The rooskies are back! I got those Cold War chills.

  2. #2JT JT says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    w00t? Give me a fucking break, man. You really have nostalgia for the possible end of days, huh?

    Wolverines!!!

  3. #3magicjohnstone magicjohnstone says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    hey man, the rooskies were always a good bad guy…like Hans fuckin Gruber.

    Terrorists build IED’s and hide them under rocks and in goats asses, whereas the Russians drive their ICBM’s right the fuck through their capital!
    Terrorists = dumb, Russians = cool.

  4. #4socratespoints socratespoints says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Drivin’ em through the capital is the real way to show off dem nukes! I’m sure the Russian government asked for so many fly-bys that the bomber really had to refuel in mid-air! Hey, you don’t see that kind of shit at the Chicago Airshow, do ya?!

    Now imagine this:

    British reporter at the scene, “This parade is so impressive! There has not been a military parade like this since the fall of the Soviet Union. The shear magnitude of these armaments is quite impressive. In fact, the ground is shaking due to the extreme weight of these passing tanks. Let’s get a closer look, shall we? Coming around behind the tanks is what looks like a truck-mounted ICBM. Very impressive. We’re going to wait until it comes a litt..(SCREEN GOES WHITE-END OF TRANSMISSION).

    Dead silence as the capital of Russia is wiped clean. Absolutely nothing left. The country must start from scratch.

  5. #5JT JT says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Meanwhile all of the old soviet-era missile silos light up the horizon all across asia. Cheney sits in his sex swing watching it all unfold on a bank of flatscreen TV’s and begins jerking off as each display goes blank. He then hurries up stairs to find a corpse to fuck.

    Imagine if the nuclear rugby match kicks off. The people protected and saved to start another world will be a bunch of fat republican sycophants and other moral garbage.

  6. #6redscape redscape says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    You’re all “glass half empty” kinda guys huh?

  7. #7magicjohnstone magicjohnstone says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 8:10 am

    I think if the shit hit the fan, we’d be lucky to get vaporubbed in the first wave. The fat repubs can have the irradiated ice age that follows to fuck each other’s melanomas.

  8. #8JT JT says:
    May 13th, 2008 at 8:16 am

    ah, C’est merveilleux! *claps palm against open mouth, making a decidedly French popping sound, denoting approval*

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