In altering my workout routine, I haven’t been able to have my morning drip-coffee because I go directly from the gym to the car to work…so I’ve been buying coffee en route. Despite my better judgement, I’ve paid an exorbitant amount of money a few times for a Grande Skinny Vanilla Latte from Starbucks. Last week I noticed Seattle’s finest changed their cup logos to something completely perverse. The usual green circle has gone brown (surprising since everyone and their mother are trying to project a ‘green’ image all the sudden), and the image of the mermaid has been pulled back to reveal her full glory…glory hole that is. The little tart is now completely spread eagle, pushing her goods on the whole world. And I mean all the goods, jugs too. She’s even holding her ankles for maximum obtusion! WHORE! Who’s ever seen a mermaid with a split tail anyway? Can she walk on land?
April 15th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
That’s some weird shit right chair. Fuck Starbucks anyways. Fuck it.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
That’s what you get for buying a skinny mocha cuppa fucka; brown, fish twizzle
April 15th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Oh shit! You back, JT?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
come out to Cali and i’ll take you to a real coffee shop…
April 15th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
http://cbs5.com/business/sj.cafe.controversy.2.690059.html
April 16th, 2008 at 7:21 am
My god in heaven…talk about terrible news coverage. “I’m in the belly of the beast at Ground Zero!!!” Fuckin douche towel even did the finger quote thing at the end. Those chicks are wearing more than female bartenders wear…and what about Hooters? I’m sure there are hundreds of places on the beach where the waitresses wear bikinis and shit. But this cafe is newsworthy? Come the fuck on!
Incidentally, looks like a decent place to get some coffee. Long-legged california chicks in short skirts and pc’s at every table. Our kinda place.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Maybe this new logo is to alert everyone to the fact that the coffee at Starbucks is actually dispensed from a mermaid’s va-jay-jay. And I mean c’mon, it tastes so F’in good how could it not be?!
April 16th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
My sentiments exactly [ regarding #6 ]. LoL. The clothes they’re wearing is not even bad… actually, Miss Cafe is one of the nicer ones in San Jose
There are a few other coffee shops that are a bit more, um, interesting.