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Eraserhead

Jesus tapdancing christ…fuck my brain! Half of me wonders if David Lynch made this movie so ridiculously insane on purpose simply to make people try and figure out what it all means, and part of me thinks that maybe he had a method to the madness…though I hope not. If he did then he’s a crazy ass bastard, to be sure. In keeping with the theme of Shotgun Theater, I’m not going to reveal any spoilers…even though I doubt most people will be able to make it through this movie. I would warn you, however, that this movie is straight-up disturbing as hell. I’d try not to watch it around anyone else for fear that they’d think you’re a goddamn lunatic freakshow for suggesting they watch it. And while keeping any spoiler material close to the vest, I’m going to also say that this movie is completely worthless. Nothing makes any sense and if you’re seeing some kind of imagery or can draw any parallels to ANYTHING then you’re either high as Chong or you’re some goth goof-off that wants this movie to mean something so you can tell people about it like it’s a badge of honor. All you’ll do is prove your mental retardation.

Arousal Scale – Magic John Stone for Eraserhead: Imploded like Michael Biehn

11 Responses to “Fuck you, David Lynch”

  1. #1JT JT says:

    Im assuming that you also suffered through “Lost Highway”, especially noting the scene where Bill Pullman disappears into a wall for 10 solid minutes?

    I know we raced to the “CD Trading Post” after school to grab the soundtrack for “The Perfect Drug” (ah, those were the days), but I’m not sure if you actually saw the movie.

    Despite that (and it seems this [Eraserhead]) fuck up, you gotta say that Dune, at least, was pretty good. Right?

  2. #2magicjohnstone magicjohnstone says:

    I’ve only seen Lost Highway once, and it was a long ass time ago…with Tolley I think…so I can’t really remember it that well. But I do remember Beretta handing someone the phone and telling them to call him, and he was also on the other end of the phone. Fucked up. The bright spot obviously being “The Perfect Drug”…which I remember perfectly. And shit yeah, those were the days. 4 people in the cab of the S-10 to breakfast for crossanwiches and taters with music blasting shittily through either the tape converter or that god awful radio transmitter thing. Good times.

    Dune was fucking great though. Gurney was the man…his slow blade penetrates.

  3. #3socratespoints socratespoints says:

    What prompted you to watch this movie?

  4. #4redscape redscape says:

    Ya’ll should check out the Dune mini-series the Sci-Fi channel did a while back. I actually liked it better than the movie.

  5. #5magicjohnstone magicjohnstone says:

    It was something I had earmarked years ago to look into, and it just came up last week. I’m happy I finally scratched that itch, and I’m certainly glad I don’t have to watch it again.

  6. #6socratespoints socratespoints says:

    I’m going to watch it tonight! Let’s just say I “checked it out at the library.”

  7. #7magicjohnstone magicjohnstone says:

    Just so you understand that Magic John Stone in no way endorses the watching of this movie. Note the Arousal Factor.

  8. #8JT JT says:

    Should I watch this too so’s we can do a cunt on it?

  9. #9magicjohnstone magicjohnstone says:

    You can…but…Shannon would have to watch it then too.

  10. #10redscape redscape says:

    Fuck.
    That.

  11. #11magicjohnstone magicjohnstone says:

    You’ve seen parts of it…you could contribute based on that…

    Hey, at least we’d do a podcast.

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