After a prostitution ring is busted, current Governor of New York, Elliot Spitzer resigns apologizes, having linked himself to the ring via cellphone records, and perhaps via his prick. This fucking cockhole is giving Democrats a bad name, but at least these are adult females with business heads on their shoulders.
Remember that last bit when all the fat-pubs are shitting all holy hell about this over the next several years. I can hear it now. Bellowing morality while striking everyone with their bible-balls. Nice job, Elliot. You fucked up.
I guess this is what happens when you get your dick caught in the cookie jar….or something like that.
March 10th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
prostitution should be legal anyways.
March 10th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I second. But it’s not legal in most states now, and the last thing a sitting Governor should be doing is trying to repel the prohibition on the prostitutive arts by becoming a John himself. I can’t believe his wife can stand there by him and not pop him one in the balls.
March 10th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
possible she was in on it with him?
March 11th, 2008 at 6:36 am
It’s more likely that she’s just like Hillary and Kobe’s wife…they didn’t marry the fuckers for their handsomeness/personality/wedding tackle, but for their aspirations for wealth and power. If you’re married to a Governor, all-pro NBA player or the leader of the Fear World, you don’t divorce them over something as small as infidelity. No doubt this cunt will ‘stand by her man, give him two arms to cling to’ until he’s out of office, then take all he’s worth and run for senate in a foreign state. That being said, he’s obviously a dumb shit…they’re all dumb shits.
Mark my words!
March 11th, 2008 at 7:25 am
I think the biggest tragedy is that this guy was going after corruption and wall street white collar criminals something fierce. Now he’s a fucking joke and all those asshole criminals are licking their chops. Why couldn’t the guy just fuck his wife or beat off and be done with it? What is the goddamn point in risking everything for some 7K tangpie? JohnStone’s right, goddamn dumb shits.
March 12th, 2008 at 10:39 am
As this story continues to explode, I can’t stop getting more and more pissed at this fucking guy. What a fucking asshole. Can’t you find a regular mistress to absorb your infidelities, like every other dead-beat out there? Instead you had to pay 80 grand for it? Did the bitch put a nicotine patch in her snatch? Did she fill it with popcorn and peanuts? Dip ‘n’ Dots? What the fuck did you possibly think you’d gain by contacting and sending great deals of money to an illegal business that keeps records over the phone and Internet? For fuck’s sake you stupid prick! Let’s hope this blind dude that will take over for you will Zatoichi the democrat’s asses back into public favor.