It seems that the whoretrain is picking up ludicrous speed as 2007 gradients into 2008! While this story was hilarious, it was mildly pedestrian until this lemon twist…read about it at the Kiwi Stuff.
Suddenly I can’t get enough of this shit. Screw the president, congress, and the bible-thumpers…I want to see the ‘under cover’ snaps and hear crackly voicemails of a Nickelodeon Executive Prodder taking the lesser Spears in hand…kneading the dough and rapidly bunning the oven…a microwave oven in her case.
Even more interesting, the Abernazi & Fitch poster-boy that the Spears Pub’s initially fingered found a ruined life in his stocking! Seasons greetings, asshole!
How can it get any better than this?!
Who am I kidding? Shit like this is why I hate.
December 28th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Well I hope that producer finds jail time to be worth a little Nickelodeon ass-candy.
January 2nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm
This story is full of lose.