Sad news today for all you lovers of domestic violence out there. One of your greatest practitioners has died today. Ike Turner revolutionized the field of domestic violence and made great strides for all dickheads who practice this cowardly art. Many of the backhand slaps and choke moves used today were pioneered by Ike.
He also moonlighted as a rock and roll artist occasionally.
In any event, never one to speak ill of the dead (much), here’s one last shot for the road Ike.
December 13th, 2007 at 4:41 am
Go fuck your dead-ass self, Ike.
December 13th, 2007 at 8:21 am
LOL, great post, Red.
Notably: “Many of the backhand slaps and choke moves used today were pioneered by Ike.”
LOL